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Just a blog about 5 sexy homosexuals that ruined my life, cute quotes, comics, and lyrics. AMAZINGPHIL AND DANISNOTONFIRE! (AKA: A blog of random shit posted randomly.)
Oh and if you're wondering, I'm a pansexual 20 year old girl caught up in a grown up world where I'm not even allowed to drink.

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phamilypheels: dansfairylights: fyeahdanhowell: thE TONGUE THING THE TONGU THING I thought only Phil did that haha cutie BUT LOoK AT PHILIP SERIOUSLY

phamilypheels:

dansfairylights:

fyeahdanhowell:

thE TONGUE THING THE TONGU THING

I thought only Phil did that haha cutie

BUT LOoK AT PHILIP SERIOUSLY

(Source: 0wlbedamned)

starrlet: allhailmeenah: foxbabies: rvndy: hugsandhairtugs: At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool. Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra. This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California or that your penis reaches all the way to California there are two kinds of people in this world coolest thing

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

(Source: coachtorts)

whedonesque: The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired ten years ago today on May 20th, 2003

whedonesque:

The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired ten years ago today on May 20th, 2003

rootings:

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

White people

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

phight-the-pheels: so cute

phight-the-pheels:

so cute

(Source: shaunasaysmeow)

64kbps:

atherys:

64kbps:

why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything

because we’ll never have relationships of our own

ow

(Source: shalrath)

(Source: sarahthetroublemaker)

aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

clumsy-grace: thefabgaymanlou: REBLOG EVERTIME OMFG LOUIS FACE IS PRICELESS THOUGH!!! peasant.

clumsy-grace:

thefabgaymanlou:

REBLOG EVERTIME OMFG

LOUIS FACE IS PRICELESS THOUGH!!!

peasant.

(Source: rlyharls)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin)

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

image

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

image

(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined